She Told You
First of all, just don’t mess with Corrine. She’s had enough of your bull. And don’t bother writing her any more tickets, she’ll just get them excused. Just walk away, officer, just walk away.

She Told You
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Just in case you can’t read the handwriting, we’ll sum up the windshield note for you. One, they are in a super-packed parking lot. Two, they applaud this person’s parking ability. Three, as they did not use just one parking spot. Four, no that’s not a point. FOUR is how many parking spots this person took up!

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