Just Act Like Nothing Happened
The best thing to do when you have a sign on your neck explaining what you did wrong is to look as cute as possible and act like nothing happened, just like this dog here. The sign might be a little too detailed for our taste, but there are exceptions to every rule when explosive diarrhea is involved.
Act Like Nothing Happened
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Doggie Paddle
Why do they call it the doggie paddle? Probably after this little guy right here! Can you tell he’s trying with all his might to stay above the water? He should be the leader of a swim class because that class would fill up quickly!
Doggie Paddle