Hedgehog Killer
“Why is this a problem? She sews them back on every time! That means I’m allowed to rip them off again, right? I’m just making sure Mama has a steady supply of toys to sew! I know she loves to do that, so I’m just helping out!”

Hedgehog Killer
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Every. Morning.
If you think you don’t look exactly like this dog in the morning, then you’re lying to yourself. While some of us might assert that we wake up flawless, we really wake up looking lawless.

Every. Morning.