Dog Technician
“The dishwasher didn’t seem to be working as it normally does so I just hopped right in to sniff around. Nevermind that I liked the mac and cheese from dinner clean, that was just my payment for services rendered.”

Dog Technician
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He’s Not Hungry
“No, he didn’t say that I ate all his dog food. He’s not hungry at all. Don’t trust him. In fact, I’ll just make sure he can’t spread those pesky lies anymore.”

He’s Not Hungry