It Was A Bad Article
It was a really bad article, Dad; like, a really… really… bad article. I just didn’t want you to see it! That’s why I tore it all up for you on the floor so you’d see how much of a good boy I was for helping you!

It Was A Bad Article
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It’s Only 2pm!
We were playing cowboys and Indians, of course! This doesn’t look questionable at all!

It’s Only 2pm!