Having a hotel sounds like a dream come true. Thousands of flying paper bills splatter across a freshly remodeled floor. You can check into as many rooms as you want, or have your friends check into them. However, there’s a reason you keep your friend list small. The more friends you have over, the more likely it is that your house will be trashed. Running a hotel follows the same logic! As you read through this list, you’ll begin to wonder how hotels manage to keep up with obnoxious guests.
In the 1980s, David Lee Roth was a hardcore rocker. He wrote and sang hits that resonated with the masses, and he was known for his scraggly lion mane hair and a wild personality. Unchained was one of the songs he wrote that became a hit. Remember the lyrics – you’re unchained and ready to run, everything changes and nothing stays the same? Nothing remained the same in this hotel room, at least. They tore down the bed and tossed the clothes around like confetti. They also flung cigarette stubs and food scraps all over the place. It had all been done in the name of the 1982 Van Halen Tour. The band began their tour in Augusta, Georgia, before heading to South America. They made a reservation at this hotel along the way. You can only speculate on the appearance of their trailer.
I Am What I Eat
This man ordered pork chops and wine when reserving a hotel room. A knock came at his door after a few moments. The bellboy was delivering fresh-off-the-rack smoked barbeque pork chops. Because the ascent took a while, the heat and smoke were likely to seep into the cuts beneath the plate cover. This man couldn’t wait to try it because it looked so good.
Who doesn’t appreciate honesty? Dylan Wilson, don’t worry; we’ve all been there. We understand how it feels to be hungry in the middle of the night. The thought of food being prepared and delivered to our room would make our mouths water. We hope you enjoyed every moment. We’re certain we would have done so.
Popping All These Buttons
Personalized service is the cardinal rule of hotel management. That means greeting and conversing with guests with genuine interest and concern for their well-being. A family of four was ushered into a spacious suite when they checked into the hotel. A plush sofa set with upholstered leather seats sat to the side of the room.
Unfortunately, their kid enjoys popping all the buttons. His mother had chastised him earlier that evening for not eating his greens. “That’s it,” she says as she grabs his shoulders and pivots him towards the sofa set. He didn’t believe he had earned it. He certainly deserves to be put on one at this point.
Save Your Tip
It is preferable to make a complaint as soon as possible after something occurs. Call the front desk or ring the bell. That way, management will be able to take action. There’s no point in whining now that it’s so late. This man’s words aren’t even helpful. We would have been fired if we had let this customer do whatever he wanted.
No comprendo señor! We’re not sure why we’d risk our jobs to allow you to harm your health. It’s no surprise that hotels slap us with hefty service fees. We may be feeling the pinch, but hotel employees are at least fairly compensated. Given that they deal with customers like this all year, it’s the least we can do.
Call for Help
Hello, this is room 607. We’d like to ask for some help. These organic bits were found on our phones. Yes, that’s right. Around the edges, they’re hard and sharp. We assumed they were the previous guests’ nails because they were curved and varied in size. Indeed, you read that right.
They had to have trimmed their nails and used the phone as an ashtray. They probably placed the handset over those unkempt nails after finishing their call, applied a mani/pedi, and then forgot about the whole thing. Yes, we’d like a refund! Isn’t that the least we deserve? We’d appreciate a free reservation the next time we visit the area. Thank you so much!
Finders Keepers
Finders Keepers only work if something is discovered by chance. Then you’re free to keep it. However, if you find something inside the suite because you booked a room, it will not work. Booking a room entitles you to all of the room’s amenities, including the shower, heating, room service, and even refrigeration.
That’s why they kept saying things like “finders keepers.” They felt they deserved to take the mini-fridge home because they found it. They unplugged the mini-bar and hurriedly tried to load in the backseat with loud thuds and shuffling feet. Unfortunately, they attracted the attention of their neighbors, who crept outside and photographed the burglary.
Just Keeping It Dry
This is something that some people swear by. They look at different websites for pictures of the hotel before booking a suite. They can get a good idea of the facilities, particularly the rooms, this way. After all, before uploading images to the internet, hotels would have them professionally edited. Diaper changing stations are another important feature. Without these lifesavers, mothers’ lives would be miserable.
Imagine needing to use one and discovering a soiled diaper on the surface. It was left out in the open for all to see. You have no idea how long that diaper has been sitting on the kitchen counter. Even if it’s only for a short time, we hope the diapers are of high quality, such as Huggies or Pampers. If neither is the case, the diapers may have soaked through, leaving you with no other option. Make use of the sink’s top.
Tricks From the Hat
We don’t want to be managers if there’s one job we wouldn’t want to do. You must keep an eye on your staff. Overtime is required of you. You’re the last one to leave and the first one to arrive. You’d also have to deal with guests who were lying through their teeth. Like when this guest shattered the sink. To persuade the manager to believe them, they must have used at least a dozen tricks.
The most difficult aspect of being the manager is keeping a straight face. Imagine if your customer blamed their cat or made some flimsy excuse about the Red Sea parting the ceramic basin. We would have laughed our heads off if we had been on the sidelines. A manager, on the other hand, would be unable to do so. He’d have to maintain his good looks.
Get You a Proper Wine Glass
We only have one comment: if you can afford to book a hotel room through Airbnb, shouldn’t you be able to buy a souvenir from the souvenir shop as well? Any single item can cost anywhere from $20 to $100. You can always take pictures of the place if you aren’t the extravagant type. But you can’t have it both ways…not in this case!
You’d also want to keep this off your Instagram feed. What if your friends discovered you were the type to take things just because you wanted to? Expect to eat on the front lawn and drink wine out of plastic cups at the BBQ party next week!
Millionaire’s Bath
When we hit the million-dollar mark, one of the things we’d do is take a bath in cash. Bikini-clad women would be sitting on the Jacuzzi’s edge. Champagne bottles would be lined up on the floor. The pool would be brimming with Benjamin Franklins.
Money’s only drawback is that thieves are always on the lookout for you. You can avoid this by bathing in a different currency: Magic: The Gathering Cards. One card can cost more than a Benjamin Franklin, for your information. The limited Alpha version typically sells for $6000, but it can cost up to $13,000. Imagine taking a bath in hundreds of them!
Access Denied
This driver checked himself into a hotel in the middle of the night. He probably didn’t think these parking spaces would be needed. People may choose to stop over and sleep on a firm mattress, just like he did. When you’re going on a long ride, that comes in handy.
A few hours after this driver checked into the hotel, someone pulled into a parking spot. He couldn’t understand why the previous driver had to park beside the building in every available space. “If this guy is this inconsiderate of a driver, maybe he should consider sleeping it out in the RV!” he reasoned. We understand your feelings.
Going Solo Next Time
With a group of people, the woman who took this photo went on a Church retreat. She was paired with another woman with whom she got along swimmingly. They would discuss a variety of topics, including Bible verses, gospel hymns, and their mutual love of music. Unfortunately, her roommate wanted to join in on the fun on her side of the room as well. This lady will most likely request a single room the next time she visits.
We recognize this person as a former college classmate. At some point in your life, you must have had a roommate who didn’t respect personal space and couldn’t find his left shoe after five minutes of looking. What gives you the impression that this is the case? It was likely strewn across the floor or outside the house. They were probably clueless when it came to cleaning.
Save You The Effort
Cleaning up after yourself is a great way to assist the hotel staff. That’s most likely what this group was thinking before they left. They made the bed, fluffed up the pillows, and gathered all of their trash into separate trash bags. Wait until you sit on the mattress to see how cool it is.
That explains why these people were in such a hurry to leave the building. They wanted to draw the cleaners’ attention away from them. The hotel staff would probably think to themselves, “How kind of them,” before towing the trash away. They’ll uncover the torn-up mattress and worn-out springs when they change the sheets. What a clever trick!
Scales By the Side
This is the management speaking to you, guests. It has come to our attention that a snake has made its way into the swimming pool via the pipes. Please stay away from the pool until further notice—our only piece of evidence is a clump of nails off to the side.
We believe she shed her skin within a few meters. It didn’t stop with the nails. This reptile was eager to enter her room and remove the adhesive. Given the abundance of water available to wash her hands with, she only had to do it poolside.
Say What?
When she chose an unlikely laundry shop, she made headlines. A word of warning: this isn’t how you want to be remembered on the internet. She didn’t seem to have brought any spare knickers with her. So she did what any decent person would do and had them washed. Try to figure out where it is.
She captioned, “Quick, fast, and hygienic.” Sure, it’s quick and “hygienic,” but what about the rest of us who might enjoy a steaming cup of coffee? People slammed her on Twitter in a matter of minutes. She could have simply rinsed them in the sink as if she were a normal person.
Spaghetti, Anyone?
Why do you open your fridge only to find spoiled food? Put yourself in their shoes. How much money did you waste on them? How much time did you spend carrying them from the car to your house? Not to mention, they have a musty, moldy smell that makes you sick to your stomach.
What was the source of the leak down there? When the cleaner opened the fridge door, we can only imagine how bad it smelled. You can still make spaghetti with these overripe tomatoes if you take a chance. The fact that they came from someone else’s fridge, however, irritates us. They shouldn’t have let it rot in the first place.
The Power of a Mob
This appears to be a scene from a horror film. Sure, you’d think this couldn’t have been done by a single person. And you’re absolutely correct! That’s because it was caused by six fraternities and sororities. They went to the Treetops Resort for a ski trip. Rather than skiing on ice, they chose this scene.
That’s just the hallway! Damage to the tune of $40,000 You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen the rooms! When they were asked to contribute to the total cost of the wreckage, they refused. The press was contacted by the management. After that, the chapter president issued a statement saying that some of his fraternity’s members were “embarrassed and ashamed.” That is the mob’s power for you.
Nothing To Be Ashamed About
We have yet to grasp the shame that comes with number two. It’s something that everyone does. In fact, if you didn’t, it’s time to consult a doctor. You’d be surprised what people will do to conceal evidence. They avoid heavy traffic like the plague, sweating it out despite the excruciating pain. They bring some scents with them, and they time their flushing to drown out noises. They sometimes dump garbage in the most bizarre places.
That’s a dirty diaper, in case you’re wondering. It was put behind the refrigerator on purpose. Because the cleaners couldn’t find it, when a new guest rented the room, he noticed an unusual odor coming from the refrigerator. Just as he was about to refill his ice tray, he decided to look into it. Is it accurate to say that he has lost his appetite?
Humble Admissions
It’s hilarious. This hotel guest admitted that he was a neat freak in his apartment and claimed to have Borderline OCD. He “literally” lives out of a carry-on because of his job, but “can’t seem to keep that same neat approach to clothes.” He went out for an evening gala one night and returned to his hotel room wondering if someone had broken in.
He concludes that he has just become a “really messy traveler,” and he shared this photo, among many others, on social media. This picture went viral on the internet in a matter of minutes. Do you think he needs a new system? Every single netizen agrees with us. At the very least, no one will want to rob him if they find his belongings in this condition.
How About Some Wings In Water
Picture yourself in your bathing suit, gracefully tiptoeing towards the hot tub. You have your hands outstretched and your towel in each one. You sway your towel from side to side, eager to get in the pool and ease your aching muscles. Once your foot is in, the rest of your body follows suit. A bony wing flutters to your breast as you settle down and anchor yourself to the side. Be on the lookout for that scurrying chicken!
It’s a Popeyes Chicken, or at least the remains of one. Your gaze is drawn to the far side of the pool. You won’t believe what you’re hearing. You step over to the food container and inspect it. You drag yourself out of the pool, disgusted by the pile of chicken bones, and report the incident to management. Those chicken wings have a lot of power!
Get It While It’s Hot
Everyone loves pizza – seven types of melted cheese atop a chewy crust, served hot from the oven. The strength of friendships is put to the test. Loyalties are ripped apart, and to make matters worse, manners are thrown out the window…or should we say, onto the hotel floor?
Everyone was eager to get their hands on a slice of pizza. You’d lose your share of the treats if you were a slowpoke. It didn’t make a difference whether you got one or not. What matters is that you should have claimed a cut from the box immediately. After finishing the pizza, the group decided to leave the scraps by the door. They even pretended to clean by collecting crumbs and dusting underneath the door.
Ever Heard of Privacy
Before doing so, most people will lock themselves in a room. They don’t want anyone looking over their shoulders and making fun of their dating habits. But we’re guessing he couldn’t wait any longer. All he had to do was ask the front desk attendant if he could use the computer in the hotel lobby, which was open to the public.
We’re talking about the censored type of dating preferences. Imagine the chaos this man would cause if a child walked past him and saw something he wasn’t supposed to see. We’re hoping he didn’t click any of those thumbnails, and if he did, that the PC didn’t have any speakers connected to it.
Find Me A…
Let’s play a game, shall we? Something beginning with the letter K catches our attention. Go ahead and run your thoughts through your mind. We’re not in any kind of hurry. These guests have given us permission to look through their belongings. They’re looking for something to use to open the door. Have you figured out what our little eye has seen?
Keycard. To be fair, we were merely seeking your help. For the past hour, we haven’t been able to locate it. And believe us when we say we tried to sift through their clothes one by one. Of course, we’d give it back. If all else fails, we’ll just give them a temporary card to use to unlock the door. What is the story’s lesson? Clean up the area. You’ll have a lot less trouble finding what you’re looking for.
Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are
This seems to be the least vexing of the items on the list. However, this is due to the fact that we are not paid to clean the room. When cleaners come across a room like this, they often assume the guest has broken something. They’ll have to check everything, from the curtain rods to the sockets, after that.
It’s almost like a hide-and-seek game. Come out, come out, wherever those damages are. The reason for this is that if guests have torn the covers apart, they will most likely put the pillows down. They may have ruined the mattress in this case as well. The hotel cleaners’ anxiety levels are heightened as a result of this. Don’t make the room look like a fortress the next time.
Sound Sleep
What happens in Vegas, as the saying goes, stays in Vegas. Any scandalous behavior took place far from your suburban home. It happened there, according to history books, and no one can say anything about your indiscretions anywhere else. If only there hadn’t been any photos of you lying on your back.
Worse yet, it had made its way onto the Internet. Unless you are a powerful authority, this picture will never be removed. It’s not like sleeping on the floor is a terrible idea. It’s just that this man drank more than he could handle and mistakenly thought he’d made his way into the room before stripping naked. We hope he had a restful night’s sleep.
Lost and Found
This is a strange one. This illustration may help to explain why guests do not clean up after themselves. We’re not sure what emergency drew this guest’s attention, but she left her tablet, glasses, and digital camera at home. Worse yet, she had left the tablet on the table to charge.
Traveling to her destination and then having to return to retrieve her belongings would have been a waste of time and effort for this hotel guest. We’re hoping she left some personal information with the hotel so that a courier could deliver them to her. Perhaps she should be more cautious the next time. Cleaning up her desktop might also help; she’ll be able to see her belongings more easily.
Made or Unmade
The question is whether something is made or not. Making your bed is a habit that success gurus and entrepreneurs swear by. According to popular belief, if you repeatedly train your brain to perform a task, this discipline will spread to other areas of your life. However, a growing number of health experts are advocating for the sheets to be left unmade. They haven’t come across a bed like this before.
Your body is likely to sweat while you sleep. You wouldn’t notice it, of course. You change positions unconsciously until your brain decides it’s cooler. For about eight hours, the bed absorbs all of that sweat. Consider a closed bag containing your gym clothes. It smells ripe when you open it. Making your bed so early in the morning follows the same principle. You’re effectively sealing the moisture in. It’s no surprise that you change your sheets so frequently. Will you make the bed, given your options?
A Sight for Sore Eyes
This is most likely why most hotels maintain high levels of security. If you try to bring paint canisters, you risk donating them to a deserving cause. That isn’t to say that management has no reason to prohibit you from bringing those cans to your room. They may have had a few vandals who liked to decorate the room in this way.
We can only speculate as to what happened here. Other guests would have called the front desk if there had been that much damage. However, these people had done it so well that management discovered the trashed room after they had checked out. Whatever you want to call it, this is not a form of artistic expression that we support.
Speedy Healing
We can only imagine the anguish he must have felt. He’d had a particularly trying evening. He tried to open his door, but his keycard had fallen to the floor numerous times. He was in excruciating pain when he got inside.
His sheets were soaked in sweat by morning. A couple of tissues and this balm were on his bedside table. We’ve heard that essential oils can hasten the healing process. We hope the excruciating pain he was experiencing had subsided. He should have his bandage examined. We don’t want this to happen again.
Explaining the Analogy
Keep in mind how we advised you to maintain your friend list to a bare minimum? This is the reason. When this many people get together, the place is bound to be trashed. You might want to reconsider owning a hotel after seeing ransacked rooms and filthy beds.
Almost every room they booked had this issue. It wasn’t for a study session, after all. They could have gotten away with the espressos, frappes, and gallons of milk they bought in that case. These students had only just returned from a ski trip. It was sponsored by ten different sororities and fraternities. What good are colleges if they can’t teach students how to keep their rooms clean?
The Rich and the Famous
It’s how every PJ party in chick flick movies looks. At first glance, it appears that the feathers from a worn-out boa have been shredded or that a chicken has escaped. These feathers, on the other hand, came from pillows that could be used to prop yourself up while watching a movie.
You’d never guess who was behind the crime scene. It was Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend. This was back in the days when she wore those hot pink tracksuits. Pillow fights among men seem strange, don’t you think? We’d think they’d prefer to punch punching bags, but with fluff and confetti all around them, it appears they partied even harder.
Putting a Name to the Faces
Wrongdoers should pause before committing a crime. In the age of social media, almost any mistake is exposed. People only need to take a few snapshots of a scene to have a mountain of evidence to back up their claims. When a group of fraternity students rented a floor of rooms for a weekend stay, it was exactly like that.
The University of Michigan was given a bad name by these students. The rooms were all “extremely filthy,” with soiled and damaged mattresses among them. What were these students thinking, and how could they have slept in such filth?
Pirateering Hotel Rooms
Jack Sparrow – Just hearing his name evokes memories of slurred speeches, drunken but calculated walks, and devious schemes. He’s a fictional character we really want to see, but as luck would have it, the actor who played him is a trickster. He allegedly made this joke on the Mark Hotel’s management in New York.
The crunch of glass shattering into millions of pieces is unmistakable. Just before they hit the ground, there’s a delicate pitch. Guests staying at the hotel at 5:30 a.m. were startled. Apart from that, they could hear wood snapping and two people screaming at each other in raw, molten voices. When management entered the room, they noticed Johnny Depp and his then-girlfriend Kate Moss seated far apart. They appear to have awoken on the wrong side of the bed.
Talk About This View
It’s easy to become lonely in your hotel room. Getting some fresh air is a great way to pass the time. You could take a walk around the grounds or sit on the porch and take in the scenery. Perhaps you could invite a few friends over. Allow them to bring food and snacks to munch on while you reminisce. Just make sure you clean up after yourself.
We’re baffled as to how these people couldn’t stack food containers. If they could walk out of their hotel room, they could have easily walked a few meters and deposited their trash in the bin. Some of us have even become friends by pretending that our trash is a perfectly rounded ball and shooting hoops. We’d have been on a guilt trip with that mop and broom.
Juice Me Up
What do soda dispensers and salad bars have in common? They put our restraint to the test. That’s what had happened to this young boy as well. We must confess that we sympathize with him. He went straight to the soda dispenser after paying his merch, popped in his ice bucket, and then filled it up. We pretended to be deaf when we were told we couldn’t do it. What do you think this guy’s reaction was to being told that?
He most likely pretended to be oblivious to the situation. He walked hurriedly towards the elevator and into his room after meekly withdrawing from the lobby, avoiding the clerk and the cameras. He would have told his mother about his brave act after setting the ice bucket aside. At the very least, it was a single-serve option, right? It’s all been forgiven.
Crime Scene Investigation
When the cleaning staff inserted her keycard, she was taken aback by the scene in front of her. It was a terrifying experience. You could smell trash everywhere, inhale sour, burning sweat, and sniff your way to other unpleasant odors. This bed was in the middle of the room, with its covers heaped up on one side. She knew she had to file a report at that point.
What had happened to the bedframe? She reported a missing item. The bed had vanished, and whether it was still intact or shattered to smithereens could not be determined. The head manager arrived a few minutes later, and the scene was secured. This offense will be prosecuted. They will, as the CSI has stated, “follow the evidence.” Time and time again.
All Grown Up
Amanda Bynes was a child actress who made everyone laugh with her hilarious jokes. She had a promising career ahead of her after gracing the limelight in “The Amanda Show.” After all, she was capable of portraying a wide range of characters. She was the star of the show. What happened to the child star, though? Everyone has their heads scratched.
Take a look at this dreadful sink top to sum up her entire career. Even a painter understands the importance of complementary colors. The line between acting and real life blurred along the way, and Amanda began acting out the characters. She has recently expressed a desire to rehabilitate her life. She appears to be doing well; she recently graduated from the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles with an art degree.
Think Twice JLaw
Jennifer Lawrence, the Oscar winner, made a late-night confession to Conan O’ Brien, which got a lot of laughs. She admitted on his show that she would have preferred to work as a hotel maid. It’s all of her “favorite cleaning,” as she calls it. She doesn’t seem to enjoy doing the dishes or managing the kitchen. She, on the other hand, enjoys making beds, cleaning the bathroom, and spritzing everything clean.
There are styro containers filled with stale coffee, leftover food, and other unmentionables in those containers. A group of university students had thrown a wild party. When the news reached their campus, however, it was not amusing. Even the cleaning crew has admitted that this is one of the most gruesome sights they’ve ever seen!
Found It
To find a misplaced item, some people will go to great lengths. They will spend about half a day rummaging through their belongings, convinced it is in their room, bag, or car. They could retrace their steps and inquire if anyone they came across had seen the item. You’ll be confronted with a room similar to this after their discovery attempt.
We have no way of knowing what they were looking for. But we hope they found it, along with a sizable monetary settlement. That bedframe had to be a colossal piece of furniture. However, in their dazed search for the item, they were able to toss it to the side. Who knew that searching for common sense could give you superhuman strength?
Party Like a Rockstar
Golden State Warriors Steph Curry makes headlines once again with another smash! However, it is not on the basketball court. Apart from basketball, he enjoys golf as well. On his Instagram account, he has been fairly open about his interests. And if it weren’t for this photo, we’d never guess he had an outside course.
He’d brought a few clubs with him to his East Coast suite. He hadn’t intended to cause any problems. But, being a novice, he made a clumsy swing, and the golf ball landed on an unsuspecting table. His bodyguard rushed to the room, believing Curry had been hit, only to discover that the assailant was Steph Curry. At the very least, our MVP will not be imprisoned as a result of this mishap.
Addressed to the Manager
When it comes to hotels, this family is at the top of the game. The Hiltons own a large number of tier-based hotels. Luxury, upscale, midscale, and timeshare are just a few of the options. With all that money, it’s easy to see why Paris Hilton, heiress, and grandchild of tycoon Barron Hilton, is so popular.
Almost everyone went online to look for the scandalous tape of her when it was uploaded. The enviable heiress was reduced to almost nothing in a split second. A few people sympathized with Paris, knowing how difficult it was for her to deal with the situation. Someone even vandalized her hotel room to leave her a heartfelt note that reads, “Respect Hilton.” But I guess not the hotel.
We’ve Got a Hostage
When you’re checking out late in the afternoon, this trick is ideal. By then or early evening, the housekeepers should be able to clean the room. Imagine a cleaner pushing her basket into the room, entering it, turning on the lights, and finding this hulking figure on the bed. Who wouldn’t have a heart attack in this situation?
She exclaims, “Dios mio,” as she makes the sign of the cross and untangles the telephone cord from the dummy’s neck. Perhaps there’s a burrito under the sheets. Just to be sure, she pokes the covers. Whether in daylight or under artificial light, this prank would send shivers down anyone’s spine. By lunch, she’ll have a terrifying story to tell, but it’s one she’d rather not hear.
Blurring the Lines
What do most rule breakers have in common? In a world of black and white, they see their errors as a hazy gray. They smudge it just in case it’s too noticeable. When one customer was reminded of the “no smoking” policy, he agreed without hesitation. But he had to smoke because it was a deeply ingrained habit. He was unable to smoke in his room. There was a notice on the wall. He smoked in the hallway because he was a good guest.
He saw “no smoking” signs on both the left and right. He’d removed a cup from the room and set it on the blue rug. Two cigarettes were puffed by the man after he had lit them. In his room, he was unable to dispose of it. He placed them inside the glass cup in front of his neighbor’s room. After that, he did what any troublemaker does last: he washed his hands.
Find You Some Skeletons
Skeletons are something that everyone has in their closet. These are our most humiliating secrets, and they wobble from one place to the next, clanking against each other until we confess. We make every effort to keep them hidden. That was the case when these visitors played a game of truth or dare. Hotel cleaners discovered this circle of skeletons beneath the bed frame the next morning.
Have you considered looking under the bed? We wouldn’t do it, most likely. Since a week ago, we haven’t even dusted it. To ensure the cleanliness of the room, hotel cleaners must inspect these unlikely and difficult-to-reach areas, and there are hundreds of suites in one hotel building.
Smells like College Spirit
This is understandable. In fact, this could be mistaken for a college dorm. We can only imagine the stench of sweat-stained socks. To top it off, there’s a distinct nicotine odor. The worst part about this image was that the television was still turned on. How about saving electricity?
We have no idea what this guest’s profession is, but if we had to guess, we’d say he or she is a writer. The floor, like the bin, is covered in crumpled paper. It’s as if Hansel has gone on a trip, but the hurling wind has thrown her off – there are paper crumbs all over the place!