40+ Parents Share Hilarious Messages That Their Kids Wrote To Santa
Each year, several children write letters to Santa asking for the Christmas presents they desire. Of course, since kids may be hilarious sometimes, Santa’s letters don’t always turn out as one would anticipate. There’s no denying that little kids writing to Santa is adorable, in fact, it’s not uncommon for almost everyone has sent a letter to Santa during their younger years. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing at some of these messages, which range from the sweetly innocent to the downright petty to the heartfelt. Needless to say, the parents of these children are definitely surprised yet also thrilled and filled with amusement upon seeing what their cute little kids wrote to their beloved Santa.
The Ultimatum
This young man will most certainly become a lawyer! He only needs to threaten to stop believing to get what he wants from Santa; he knows how to push his buttons. Kevin’s parents, a.k.a. Mr. Claus, are currently in a precarious situation. Santa has two options: he can comply and bring Kevin a hamster, or he can risk losing this child’s faith in him. Regardless of the path Santa takes, let’s just hope he starts setting money aside to send Kevin to law school as well.
Lost Connection
Just being diligent, this poor child is making sure their letter got to the North Pole in time. We are all accustomed to using e-mail in this day and age, so we can understand this child’s concern regarding the effectiveness of snail mail.
Lost Connection
Maybe Santa can explain to this kid that at the North Pole, phones don’t work at all—instead, they freeze. There’s no need to fret, though, as Christmas magic makes sure that all of the children’s letters get there on time.
A Sincere Apology
Kristin is sincerely expressing regret despite the fact that she may be on Santa’s “naughty” list. Sure, she might only want gifts. But it’s obvious that Kristin is aware that what she did was wrong because otherwise, she wouldn’t have bothered to speak up.
A Sincere Apology
We believe that Santa should give this child one more chance to make the “nice” list. Be at ease, Kristin. We all make mistakes, but the key is to learn from them, which it appears you have done.
Two-for-One
Kim appears to be attempting to score a two-for-one deal from the real Santa Claus. She wants her gifts, but she also wants to persuade Santa Claus to take care of her chores.
Two For One
With a counter-offer, Santa should respond: “I’ll clean Kim’s room, but that’ll be her Christmas present.” If it comes with these conditions, we have a feeling that the child would no longer want her room cleaned for her.
They Owe Him
Rahul doesn’t really appear to understand where money comes from, like other kids do. He claims to donate money to his parents, but how did he acquire the cash in the first place? the son’s parents! In essence, he’s just giving the money back to where it came from.
They Owe Him
Rahul, however, appears to a young child to be very kind by providing for his parents financially. He now wants Santa (i.e., his parents) to give him more presents as a thank-you for being so generous.
Is That All?
It’s really not that complicated; all this kid wants is just $53 billion. Santa should have no trouble getting that, right? In all honesty, this year we probably all want $53 billion for Christmas! But something tells us they won’t be getting their wish unless this child’s mother is Rihanna.
Is That All?
We just hope they’ll be content with whatever they actually get. They can always write “$53 billion” on a piece of paper and give it to their child if their parents want to be sneaky about it.
Fair Enough
We feel a little sorry for the young person who was required to write a letter to Santa Claus for class. Holiday customs should be handled in schools in a way that is more inclusive.
Fair Enough
Instead of mandating that it must be a letter to Santa, the instructor could perhaps ask the pupils to write about what they want for the holidays. In any case, this kid seems to have come up with a fantastic solution for the uncomfortable circumstance!
This One’s Heartbreaking
All we want to do is give this kid the biggest hug and the most Christmas presents ever! That this child was left out and received no presents the previous year is heartbreaking.
This One’s Heartbreaking
We don’t want to pass judgment on anyone’s financial condition, but if handcrafted gifts weren’t an option, the parents of this child could have manufactured homemade gifts instead. We sincerely hope they will read this letter from Santa and take steps to make sure their youngster feels special and welcomed this year.
Straight to the Point
Even though it’s with Santa, this kid has a packed itinerary and places to be, so they don’t have time for small conversation. Given that Mr. Claus must read these letters from children all around the world, he should really appreciate the efficiency.
Straight To The Point
He works almost as hard as this youngster! While we’d like to see a few more displays of good manners in this letter, we must concede that neither Santa nor the young child want to spend any time.
”From a Nice Boy”
Oh no, it seems like we’re creating a “good person”! This “good lad,” as he refers to himself, doesn’t believe that his brother should receive any presents, and like any “nice man,” he is acting the victim.
”From A Nice Boy”
However, Thomas is still young, and there is still time to make things right. Being shunned by Santa is not the answer in this case, though we understand that having a baby brother who hurts him can’t be easy.
Cash Is Fine
This youngster appears to be very reasonable and fair. They don’t want to add to Santa’s workload because they are aware of how busy he is. According to their interpretation, this child has decided to accept cash in lieu of a gift.
Cash Is Fine
They could then simply purchase whatever they desired for themselves, freeing Mr. Claus up to spend his time bringing toys to kids who won’t accept payment in cash. Maybe this youngster can also write checks? A bank transfer, perhaps?
So Close
This youngster is incredibly close to discovering the meaning of Christmas, but he has come up just short.
So Close
This child still seems to believe that Santa Claus is in charge of his Christmas presents, despite realizing that the Santa in the photo he had taken was just a regular person dressed in a suit. It appears that this mystery has been partially resolved. Maybe by the following year, this kid will understand the rest.
The One Who Figured it Out
Sadly, this observant youngster’s illusion of Christmas has been shattered. They have come to the conclusion that Santa Claus is a myth, and they have proof to support this.
The One Who Figured It Out
It’s now time for this child to have a more grown-up, yet still wonderful, Christmas. Our favorite aspect of this is that the child didn’t actually learn that Santa wasn’t real; they just figured it out on their own. That earns logic one point, and poor Mr. Claus receives none.
Santa Could Use a Present
This wish list is nothing but pure nostalgia for the 1990s! Kim was actually each of us back then. We also adore the passage she included in the P.S. in which she inquires about Santa’s receipt of Christmas gifts.
Santa Could Use A Present
It’s good to see that Kim was concerned about Mr. Claus and wanted to make sure he was taking pleasure in the holiday as well. We hope that she will remember to buy her dad a Christmas present this year and that she still has that level of faith in old Saint Nick.
Practice Makes Perfect
It’s incredibly kind of this kid to also write on their brother’s behalf. However, one of these children’s dreams is much more attainable than the other. If our letter writer spent a lot of time practicing sitting down, they might succeed in becoming an elf on the shelf.
Practice Makes Perfect
We have some concerns, though, regarding the brother who wants to be a reindeer. Unfortunately, we are unsure of how much further he will be able to advance by practicing flying.
We All Do
Anyone who has seen The Lion King has probably wished for Simba’s father to wake up at some point. Maybe if we all deliver this letter to Santa in the same year, a miracle of Christmas will happen and Disney will make a new version where Mufasa is alive.
We All Do
Disney consistently produces live-action remakes, so it shouldn’t be too much to ask that they lighten the mood of this animated film.
Sounds Like a Digestive Problem
We don’t usually refuse ice cream, but if it’s coming from someone’s behind, we might have to make an exception—even if the behind belongs to a unicorn. Couldn’t they have thought of something a little nicer if this kid is already asking for things that don’t exist?
Sounds Like A Digestive Problem
like a unicorn that can blink and make ice cream appear! The point is that Hunter might have a small curiosity that his parents should be made aware of.
Asking Intelligent Questions
Regarding the specifics of Christmas, Ella has a lot of excellent questions and justifiable worries. We posit Mrs. Claus as a backup, and if she becomes ill as well, one of the elves could serve as the backup’s backup.
Asking Intelligent Questions
Santa appears to be older than time, so he doesn’t really mature the way people do. Ella certainly knows how to question a belief, so we hope this clarifies her inquiries.
Suspending Belief
This young child obviously isn’t prepared to let go of the Christmas magic and Santa illusion just yet. So that he might catch him in the act of not really being Santa, they cunningly let Mr. Claus know exactly when they’ll be awake.
Suspending Belief
This child can continue to believe in Santa Claus for a little while longer thanks to the parents, who no doubt appreciated the heads-up and, hopefully, finished all of their Santa duties before 6:00 AM.
For Old Time’s Sake
For nostalgia’s sake, little Ava sent Santa one final letter in which she thanked him for all the happy years she had spent believing. The parents of Ava must have worked very hard to preserve the Christmas spirit for as long as they could, so we’re sure that this lovely note meant a lot to them.
For Old Time’s Sake
‘The New Ava’ is now prepared to take part in a more sophisticated holiday! But she’ll always cherish the pleasant memories of believing in Santa.
They Make a Good Point
This young person has a point, we have to admit it! Consider unwrapping your presents on Christmas. You’re eager to use everything you’ve been given when you finally get to see it, but you quickly discover that you can’t since you don’t have the batteries.
They Make A Good Point
You will simply have to wait until after the holiday since everything will be closed on Christmas. We can understand how torturous that would be for a young child, so kudos to this youngster for politely reminding Santa of his existence.
The URL
Poor Santa is going to struggle to deliver this child’s ideal Christmas present! We’re just seeing those poor parents entering every single character of the URL. We trust that the child who copied it down did not make any mistakes.
The URL
Given that this child evidently put a lot of effort into writing this letter, they are either very patient or really, really desire this particular present. Just let’s hope that these parents support their child’s willpower.
The Titanic Fan
Shawn Neill may actually have a chance in a few more years given the growing age gap between Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriends. The fact that this letter asks for a gift for summer vacation is our favorite aspect of it.
The Titanic Fan
Shawn Neill is reportedly trying again after asking for Leonardo DiCaprio for Christmas but not getting him. Go on, youngster! We only hope that you will meet the actor before you turn 25 because if not, the 47-year-old will think you are too old for him.
Malicious Compliance
When prompted to write letters to Santa, this child dutifully complied. It appears that this endearing youngster took his stories a little too literally and addressed his letters to Mr. Claus in the alphabet.
Malicious Compliance
Without a doubt, the teacher who assigned this task laughed a lot about it and will likely be a little more specific in the future. Good luck to the parents of this child in determining what their son or daughter wants for Christmas!
Someone Get That Kid a Puppy!
We’re not entirely sure because she’s being so sneaky, but we believe Emily might want a puppy for Christmas. It is clear that Emily is genuinely committed to getting a pet because she was ready to forgo all the other presents she had initially asked for.
Someone Get That Kid A Puppy!
We sincerely hope Emily’s parents share our desire for a puppy. If not, perhaps they’ll be able to bring her the additional nine gifts she requested, making her feel a little less guilty.
The Interrogation
Child, don’t be concerned! We know the answers; Santa is compensated with love and joy, which lasts him the entire year. He returns to the elves with the cookies as payment. Mr. Claus transcends both time and age. Nobody is paid to be Santa (at least not enough). He won’t deliver a bazooka to you.
The Interrogation
You shouldn’t drink or smoke, just like Santa doesn’t. There won’t be any mind-reading trickery from Mr. Claus just now. Santa appreciates his annual renovations. See the response to query #3.
We All Need That Shark
The shark that snatches corn dogs, ah yes. It is a distant cousin of the mermaid and the less well-known Loch Ness monster. It can bring you any meal you want from the ocean floor, but ready-made corn dogs are its specialty.
We All Need That Shark
According to legend, the shark known for grabbing corn dogs prepares this dinner himself. Some people, meanwhile, think that Spongebob does all the cooking and the shark just handles the deliveries.
An Honest Confession
We respect Sofia’s honesty and are grateful for her efforts to behave well during the entire winter break. Although this child’s promise to behave only lasted one day, it is at least encouraging that she is self-aware.
An Honest Confession
Sofia will undoubtedly still receive her Christmas presents, but she might first be required to make amends to the offended party. Santa, after all, is a sensible man who is open to bargaining with children on their gifts.
Speaking Santa’s Language
They weren’t exactly sure what the language is in the North Pole, but this kid really wanted a cat for Christmas. So they made a list of 16 different languages and wrote the word “cat” in each one.
Speaking Santa’s Language
Santa must be able to speak at least one of these languages! This kid’s knowledge and creativity really impress us. In fact, we verified the accuracy of the child’s translations for a few of these on Google.
Doing the Math
This young person conveniently typed down the price for each item they desired in order to make things as simple and transparent as possible for Santa. The entire list, which is very thorough and spans several pages, comes to a total of $2,569.82.
Doing The Math
Something tells us that the parents of this child weren’t willing to spend so much on Christmas presents, but perhaps they can save this list for future use. They won’t have to worry about how much each thing will cost, at least!
So Subtle
This young child was desperate for a picture of a girl, and he almost got away with it! Joey clearly believed that his parents wouldn’t notice if he requested the photo in smaller print and as the final paragraph of the letter, but Santa would.
So Subtle
Sorry, Joey, but Santa and your parents are the same person. A for effort, but a photo of someone of that age is simply unnecessary for someone that young.
The Walmart Catalog
Tammy has thoughtfully cut out the images of the specific things she wants from the Walmart catalog, showing that she is a big fan of the retailer. Since Tammy’s wish list items are all in one location, Santa should have an easy time of it.
The Walmart Catalog
Mr. Claus is even able to see the prices and knows exactly what each item is! Tammy appears to be a future professional-shopper or at the very least a die-hard coupon enthusiast.
Planning Ahead
Samantha’s parents have a severe two-year deadline, so they’d better start working on her gift request! Naturally, this still raises the issue of what Samantha wants for Christmas this year.
Planning Ahead
Maybe they can get her a coupon for “one little sister” that she can use in two Christmases. Although there are no assurances, at least they can now prepare ahead. However, we’re not entirely certain that Santa should be involved in this gift.
A Solid Argument
This youngster is logical in some ways. Fair enough, what was this poor child expected to reply? They can’t admit they behaved well just to make Santa’s “nice” list because that would negate all of their good deeds. They are too young to articulate benevolent motives for being polite.
A Solid Argument
The greatest justification they could offer was that they were good because they were good, and for that reason. Something tells us that this specific child won’t be a lawyer in the future.
A Letter Full of Compassion
Skye strikes me as a really kind young person. She’s thankful for Santa’s efforts and the gifts he brings her every year, but she’s also concerned about his working circumstances.
A Letter Full Of Compassion
Santa just works one day a year, so don’t worry, Skye. Although that day will undoubtedly be a challenge, he has 364 days to recover. Skye’s efforts to assist Mr. Claus with his body image are greatly appreciated. We all agree that Santa is cuddle-sized, not overweight!
Never Doubt the Elves
John, since Santa’s elves are capable of creating princess castles and even live puppies, we are confident that a G.I. shouldn’t have trouble handling Joe Jet. No task is too difficult for Santa and his elves to complete; they can create almost anything!
Never Doubt The Elves
Naturally, everything they deliver might be marked “made in China,” but don’t be concerned about that. They simply use the term “China” as a code for “North Pole.”
No Time for Chit-Chat
This young person is aware of the importance of politeness but also eager to get to the point. They almost seem to be imitating a busy, successful parent who communicates in that manner on the phone.
No Time For Chit Chat
They still asked Santa how he was doing, which is something we appreciate, but they didn’t feel like expressing what was going on in their own lives. I tell you what. Actually, those are some fairly sound restrictions. you did a great job!
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
Santa might not be able to obtain Jerry a portal into the Pokémon universe, but he could probably give this kid a Pokémon GO game instead, which is essentially the same thing.
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
Just let’s hope Jerry doesn’t believe this can be accomplished for every fictitious universe. Although most of us have to make do with the plot of “9 to 5,” we’d all like to have a portal that would take us to any fantasy world.
That’s Not a Bad Gift
Patrick’s moms appear to be the kind of individuals who can’t start their day without a good cup of coffee. We adore how this young child is watching out for his parents and ensuring that they receive the presents they require to enjoy a happy Christmas morning.
That’s Not A Bad Gift
We hope that Patrick’s moms will receive more than just a few cups of coffee for Christmas. To be fair, the ideal cup of coffee sounds like a fantastic way to start Christmas morning!
Santa Will Consult With Cupid
It’s not clear if Harriet actually wrote this letter or if she just signed it “love” and “from” or if the sought Christmas gift is to experience love from a Harriet. If the latter, then this young person is writing to Cupid, who is Cupid’s domain.
Santa Will Consult With Cupid
Maybe every year, Santa, Cupid, and even the Easter Bunny get together to exchange messages. If such is the case, Santa is certain that his coworker won’t mind hearing this message.
A Confession From..?
We don’t know who Marjay is trying to obtain a confession from if Santa isn’t real and this is a letter to Santa. Marjay appears to have discovered the Christmas mystery, but she’s not really sure what this revelation signifies.
A Confession From..
Marjay is aware that Santa Claus is a myth and that her parents buy the gifts and cookies, but she was just one step away from understanding that she is sending a letter to herself.
The More You Know
Is that you, Sir Mix-a-Lot? Or is this a letter from your youngster to Santa? We can’t argue with this child’s musical preferences or the fact that they felt compelled to inform jolly old Santa of their wishes. Having said that, we’re not really sure how this can be interpreted as a gift for a particular age group.
The More You Know
Maybe they just wanted to recommend some songs to Santa and this wasn’t even a gift request? What good is a sleigh ride without some music, after all?
The Rules of Breaking and Entering
Let’s face it, breaking into people’s homes on Christmas Eve is sort of Santa’s job. Elizabeth’s wish for privacy, while Mr. Claus engages in his antics, is thus quite understandable.
The Rules Of Breaking And Entering
We’re kind of curious as to what happened the previous year to prompt Elizabeth to compose her letter. While it’s great to know what your child is doing, perhaps Christmas Eve should focus more on the festive spirit.
This Seems Doable
Riley is one of the uncommon children who requests a practical and reasonable Christmas present. You don’t come across such a realistic child who is so easy to get along with very frequently. Hopefully Riley’s parents can accommodate.
This Seems Doable
Riley is undoubtedly both detail-oriented and laid-back. She made the decision that her name was taking up too much space on the page, so she deleted some of it and recreated it in a neater style.
An Ominous Christmas
For a little child, this letter seems really frightening! We speculate as to what those repercussions will be. Sadly, it looks like Santa will find out because it’s unlikely that this child will receive a pony.
An Ominous Christmas
We’ll understand why if Christmas is postponed the following year and no one receives any presents. It implies that the entire human race will have to work together to determine what this child did to Santa! What a Christmas movie, eh?