Ah, No Biggie
Guys, calm down! She might be a python and 7-foot python no less, but as you can read, she’s not at all dangerous. To be dead-honest (the word ‘dead’ having nothing to do with the snake), a quickly-scribbled note wouldn’t exactly do the job for letting my guard down. “Mom, can I sleep over tonight?”

Ah, No Biggie
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Building Alarm Clock
There are lots of different kinds of alarm clocks out there, but the oldest and possibly most effective is the rooster. With the ever so exuberant “cock-a-doodle-doo!” you’ll have a hard time sleeping through, nevermind hitting the snooze button. This neighbor thinks he’s found the ultimate solution for the snooze button conundrum, although we’re fairly certain animal rights activists will be in disagreement.

Building Alarm Clock