Pet Shaming Photos Dogs Wish Didn’t Make the Internet

Hey, He Had To Get Out

He enjoyed a very tasty snack, only to realize that he was locked inside the bathroom.

There was nobody home and he needed to get out. What was he supposed to do?

That’s Our Communication

Now she thinks that that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

The owner yawns and she’s supposed to sneeze into her mouth. Doesn’t that make sense?

Eating Your Money

They say that you are what you eat. So in this case this cat is $300?

That is one heck of an expensive treat. You should have just given her a nibble of your pizza.

The Plan Worked

It took weeks of meticulous planning, but in the end it worked.

His mom wasn’t too thrilled with the whole situation, but Trey knew that there would be collateral damage.

Zombie Turtle

“Braaaaaiiiinsss!” Or maybe it was something like, “Sheeeeellllllssss!”

We have to ask, what kind of turtle eats other turtles? Now that’s a pet you might want to get checked out.

She’s Still A Pup

This is really not a pet shaming opportunity.

This doggy is still a puppy which means that she deserves pacifiers as much as their baby does. Look at how adorable she looks!

He’s A Butt Man

There’s no reason to point fingers or make him feel bad.

Sully really has his own taste in others and we shouldn’t blame him for that. You go, Sully!

Holier Than Thou

Spector needed to connect with his spiritual side and the Bible was the way to go.

When he felt nothing after munching on the New Testament, he doubled the dose and took a bite of the Old Testament.

When You Gotta Go

Listen, sitting on a shoulder can be very similar to sh***ing on a soldier.

Non-one knew that Pearly was dyslexic, but they did find out that she liked to poop on clean shirts.

Sofa Sweetheart

“How’s your couch love going?” “Sofa so good!”

True love looks something like this… something like it, but definitely not exactly like this.

It Was Santa

“Why are you accusing me? You guys believe that an chubby, aged man comes climbing down the chimney to give you presents.

Who said he wasn’t the one who did all of this?”

When You Guitar Go To Sleep

We all know that cats are like water; they can fit themselves into pretty much anything, no matter the shape.

But what about bulldogs? Apparently they can too.

Breaking Free

Gracie doesn’t look too upset about being ‘naked’.

In fact she looks like a new woman. “Burn your br… um, collars!” Maybe that isn’t the solution.

Shouldn’t Have Left

“What do you mean there’s no room in your suitcase?”

He should never have told Mellie that he wasn’t taking her on the business trip, she could never handle the news.

The Deadly Daschund

Oh yes, don’t let his size fool you. He is on America’s most wanted list.

He is a cereal killer that can end the life of cereal box in less than 40 seconds.

You’d Better Stop Staring

If you think the damage done to Eeyore is concerning then I recommend you stop staring at this pup.

Who knows, you could be next.

Bully Dog

Hitch was no pushover, and the caretakers and dogs at Doggy Daycare soon found out.

It was the third daycare he got kicked out, it was time for home-schooling.

The Flasher

Nobody likes being labeled as any other gender butt heir own, so this little guy decided he had to make a point.

After his point was made, there was no doubting his gender.

Some People Just Don’t Appreciate

There are few things worse than lack of appreciation. Diva was really offended when her mom wouldn’t take the gift she offered her.

So the next time she had something special she found the perfect time to present it.

I Want An Instagram Account

Maybe it’s important to start asking why Sammy was always photobombing.

It’s possible that the answer would be because she wanted to become a social media sensation herself.

Good Manners

There’s nobody to blame here except for the robber.

This pup was just so excited to see someone coming to the house when no-one else was around.

Friends Don’t Eat Friends

Come on, it’s one of the first rules of friendship. You don’t eat your friends.

However it wasn’t this lecture that convinced Missy not to try eat her friends again.

It Can Only Get Better

There’s an important message that her puppy was trying to get across to her.

No matter how bad the day starts, it usually can only get better.

Tested On Animals

You know when the label says that the product hasn’t been tested on animals?

Yeah, this time that’s definitely not the case.

Buddha The Dog

While this is wrong for a number of reasons, we have to see the positive side of this.

The neighbors now know for sure that their religious offerings are being accepted.

Left-Footed

This has been baffling scientists for many (doggy) years now.

What is it about this chocolate lab that makes her only chew on left-footed shoes?

Pet Shaming King

If anyone deserves to be on the pet shaming list, it’s this guy.

Poor great Dane is so large that he didn’t even see his fellow housemate. And the result? Well a broken leg a sprained neck for the little guy.

He Could Change One

Did you ever think that perhaps your guests were making him feel uncomfortable and that’s why he does these two things?

Which one is worse?

Hi, My Name Is Squishy

“Hi, my name is Squishy, and I’m an addicted butt-licker.”

It was a habit that she fought hard to break, but some habits are just too difficult to challenge.

Couple Goals

Oh, Bailey and Hamilton, a match made in heaven.

Their dreams were to fall in love, to see the world, to have kids, and of course, to shred as many napkins as they could before their time was up.

A Smart Dog

It took a few tried to ensure that this method of acquiring food worked, but eventually it was proven.

Gus had mastered the fake sneeze to get the humans’ food.

What An Innovator

You see a 6, I see a 9. Dogs might not be able to see all the colors, but they sure can put together a pretty poncho.

Who needs a sofa armrest cover anyway?

Chocolate And Liquor And Dog Don’t Mix

I’m not sure if this doggy knows, but chocolate is a big ‘no-no’. But then again, it seems like he needs to know that alcohol is the same story.

I’m sure it will be a long time before he tried that again.

Dead He Is

Do you know what a guilty dog looks like? What about what a sorry dog looks like?

Yeah, it doesn’t look like this little fella at all. Sorry he’s not.

Feeling Guilty

And then there’s this face. The most guilty face of a dog on planet Earth.

He really just wanted to explain that Dora the Explorer freaked him out, but when mom and dad came home it was too late.

Everyone Wins

We aren’t here to judge, and it seems like everyone in this picture is happy.

Maybe it’s his owners who don’t like what’s going on, but the pets are just fine.

Such Excitement

Christmas is an exciting time for everyone, the dog included. When all the gifts come out you can’t help but get overexcited.

Some might even say it’s so exciting you could pee yourself.

Super Fly

Different pets being different pet shaming opportunities.

This bird must have some Italian roots because his obsession with spaghetti was starting to run out of control.

Im-peckable

Have you ever thought that your pet wants to become more than just a pet?

Maybe this bird is actually destined to become a famous writer. If only they would stop busting him!

More Than A Hangover

Some people know what it’s like to do the walk of shame.

There are those who even have to deal with the consequences of a hangover for a few hours afterwards. And then there are some who get more than just a hangover.

Techno Savvy Doggy

Surely you’ve heard an excited aunt say something like, “He’s adorable, I could eat him up!”

Well doggies do that too with things that they love. In this case technology was that thing.

Looking For Attention

Mom was basically rubbing it into his face when she laughed at the “pet Shaming” book.

But he actually wanted to make an appearance in the next edition, and that’s why he chewed it up.

Chewing Addiction

They were always wondering how he had so much energy and stamina, and then they caught him red-handed.

Chewing on electrical wires will give you more than just a jolt of energy.

She Does Look Pretty

It didn’t matter how angry they were with her, they had to admit that dark pink was her shade.

From that day on they called her “Redbeard”, and we all know why.

Soft And Chewy Center

I mean, he’s not a complete animal.

There are times when one chews a door and there are times when one doesn’t. Simple rules that Andre follows.

What A Glutton

Even though he was a tiny pup, he was able to eat three times his own body weight.

His brothers weren’t too happy with his gluttony and they planned to get their revenge.

He Can’t Help It

It’s got nothing to do with the way he feels, but he just has to bark when he sees Mexicans.

Although it sounds racist, he’s actually just saying hi.

Not An S Club 7 Fan?

Listen, we know S Club 7 aren’t exactly a classic band, but are they really that unbearable?

Now, here’s a valid question…does the rabbit poop on command to any other music? We need some more evidence before we make any solid conclusions here about the rabbit’s solids…

Not All Rainbows Are Beautiful

Not exactly the colorful creation that Crayola imagined when they developed their crayons…

but hey, maybe this owner at least had something exciting to look at while they cleaned up their dog’s poop instead of the usual.

If At First You Don’t Succeed

Dogs are such funny creatures. Who really knows why this dog decided it needed to eat upstairs!

Also, props to the dog for trying his best to get up there with food. Sadly, his clumsy paws just couldn’t do the trick. What a mess!

Creature Of Habit

Dogs and actually lots of pets become creatures of habit once they learn their owners’ routines.

So, when you switch things up, not all of them can handle it. As you can see, this dog sure didn’t like it when things were a bit different one day. Thus, he broke a window blind.

Offender And His Bystander

Not sure about you, but we don’t know if we truly believe these signs. That cat looks far too malicious than to just be watching the event.

However, if the cat was only a bystander, the owner doesn’t seem to forgiving regardless. Also how could anyone stay angry at that tiny, adorable dog? Clearly, we have a bias…

Hopefully She Found It By Now

When your pet gets into some forbidden food, there are many worries that come up in the aftermath.

One, is the dog sick now? Two, the mess that needs to be cleaned up. Of course, the last thing…where is the hidden mess that we’re going to accidentally find weeks later?

Solo Pillow Fight

Just like a classic tail chase, obviously, the pillow started it. Right?

What, mom you don’t believe me? Anyway, the dog had little shame, considering he didn’t try to hide any evidence.

Some May Say The Perfect Team

Of course, this is a bit vile, but from their perspective they’re a great team!

Just two tiny dogs going about their business and helping one another out so they avoid trouble. However, their owner clearly caught them in the act. Better luck next time!

Night Owl

Not everyone can curl up and fall right asleep. This little dog is clearly a night owl, but there’s one huge problem.

He sleeps under his owner’s bed and isn’t shy about making noises throughout the night. If you ask us, we think it’s a cry for attention! Maybe he just wants to cuddle?

Trunk Full Of Stank

Whoa, we are so lucky this is not our car or our dogs.

Honestly, the first thing you think besides gross is wow, what a terrible cleanup job for that poor owner. Yikes!

Who Could Stay Mad At Those Eyes?

Everyone needs their charger, we get it, but come on! Look at that face!

Honestly, we wouldn’t be able to sign shame this puppy. He’s just too adorable! iPhone cords are replaceable but ugh, those eyes!

No Stuffed Animal Is Safe

Why, yes. he’s up all night to get lucky. Unfortunately, he has no dog companion, so this dog decided to go for the next best thing…his favorite stuffed animal.

Hey, the stuffed animal doesn’t seem to mind. However, the owner clearly does. Sorry, bud.

Doggy Dunce Cap

Who needs a real dunce cap when the punishment fits the crime so perfectly?

Honestly, it fits the dog just right. Anyway, we hope the dog learned his lesson after time wearing around this shame.

A Dog Called Phife

If you’re a fan of A Tribe Called Quest, you know that this owner is too.

Yes one of the bandmates was Phife Dawg, RIP. Anyway, this cute dog was named for the musical Dawg. Dog Phife could not resist getting into that stuffed animal, but he got a nice hat out of it!

Close But Not The Communion Cracker

Sure, you could claim the dog had no clue he was eating Jesus, who his owners worship as the son of God.

Maybe, he heard so much about eating the body of Christ during communion and just wanted in on the holy ritual. Sadly, this Jesus didn’t taste as good as those crackers his owners get.

Terrible Role Model

Seeing the toy on the ground, we can all imagine what that inappropriate thing the dog did in front of the kids.

Sadly, they had no idea what they were doing when they decided to copy the dog. Clearly, this dog isn’t the best role model for his young companions. We wonder if the kids even understand why they’re in time out.

Ultimate Defense Dog

That’s one tough defense dog who has definitely proved himself worthy of guarding the home.

Only, the family just wishes the dog didn’t need to demonstrate his immense strength and determination on the new Roomba.

Walking Dead Fans, Are You Impressed?

For all the people who don’t watch The Walking Dead, we’ll explain why this sign is so funny.

Basically, the character Rick Grimes is the protagonist, attempting to survive not just a zombie apocalypse but from his fellow humans. Anyway, this dog owner is a big fan and formerly owned the Grimes action figure. Sadly, Jasmine wasn’t a big Grimes fan and ate him.

Spongebob’s Demise

Come on, you know the song…Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO…oh, wait…no one.

Yeah, sorry Spongebob Squarepants, but this dog was not feeling you. Tragic, we know.

Sadly, Shoes Were Not On The Plan

Even though shoes aren’t so tasty, that doesn’t mean they’re diet food!

This poor dog was just confused on what to eat after its owner cut out most food. Either that or it was payback for being put on a diet!

All By Myself

Sadly, when everyone left with the television, this poor dog was left all alone. Dogs are very social creatures, so it can be tough to cope with that kind of cruel abandonment.

Well, that’s one interpretation. Perhaps, this dog let in some robbers who he tried to befriend but they left him as quickly as they came. No wonder the owner is so pissed!

Sibling Troubles

Listen, getting along with your siblings is challenging no matter what species you are. Obviously, this rabbit and dog have a hard time relating.

Not sure who started this feud but we have to side with the dog because peeing on someone’s bed is just not cool.

Self-Sufficient

Can you really be mad about this one? It’s like Moby knew the package was just for him.

He didn’t even need to wait for any help from his owners. It’s really quite impressive!

Spice Up Your Life

What a cutie! Just like our friend who ate the crayons, maybe this tiny one just wanted yucky poop to look a bit more fun!

Okay, yes we’re being generous but at least the dog didn’t get sick from all that glitter. We wonder if this ever happened to Paris Hilton’s dog?

It’s An Addiction

Every cat owner knows the dangers of catnip…This cat seriously could not resist any longer.

Hey, I mean it is legal. Should the cat really be at fault? This is just too funny!

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